rate-my-reptile:

growingupgu:

Tiny tongue shots!

One notice, at this young scoop age the forc tonc is not much morph than a Sallad or Appetiser forc! Mabye use that to prod out some hamm for a racker with cheec, bon appypeep! 9.46/10 Agrgentina is in france

I want a tegu so bad but sadly I don’t have enough room for any more reptiles

bonesmakenoise:

theweepingtimelord:

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

as someone who has baked these A LOT

They are REALLY GOOD

and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE 

If only this was gluten free

rate-my-reptile:

mister-smalls:

earthlynation:

Bush Snake by Cameron Azad on Flickr.

just imagine it rising slowly out of the stump like
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

[Checkint for predatory in the silence] [wumps downward with a SLIP] capten the russians sub-dirt-rine is here!!! Shall we engauge with our submerbable??? [captain lookup] RIGHT, the turtss, the Russian Torte!!! we shall sign, nary a treaty with the rival! Fight’zon!!! 9.3/10 submrine boof boof EXPLOSIONS and action followedby group nap event!

rate-my-reptile:

mister-smalls:

earthlynation:

Bush Snake by Cameron Azad on Flickr.

just imagine it rising slowly out of the stump like

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

[Checkint for predatory in the silence] [wumps downward with a SLIP] capten the russians sub-dirt-rine is here!!! Shall we engauge with our submerbable??? [captain lookup] RIGHT, the turtss, the Russian Torte!!! we shall sign, nary a treaty with the rival! Fight’zon!!! 9.3/10 submrine boof boof EXPLOSIONS and action followedby group nap event!

amandamals:

assassinsith:

Pancake tortoise! :D

holy shit

amandamals:

assassinsith:

Pancake tortoise! :D

holy shit

rate-my-reptile:

theexoticvet:

Hatchling Steppe Runner

Imagine the child grew up different blueprint than a standard… toes in length would be HUMANGAUS!!!! Fitty feets tall! 9.43/10 thanks for the pippett!

theobsidian-rinzilla:

japh-rost:

feferipixies:

internetfeet:

ccrayon:

Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..

Guys…someone finally did it! They dressed up in a shitty version of their character…AND THEN REVEALED THAT THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED

THIS MAN

THIRD TIME REBLOGGING

notjustanotherpetblog:

No pets are apparently allowed at Repticon.

I bought a VIP ticket so I got there before the big crowds.

Hairless guinea pigs, just what I expected to see at a reptile show. There were also adorable hairless rats but they were feeders. :C

One of the few pieds and I believe was from Sandboamorphs.

Cutie Leo who lost his tail and grew an extra.

Apparently some super duper rare snake that probably has better insurance on it than my car.

Gorgeous male from Carolina Designer Dragons. Mrs. Lynn is amazing and clearly loves her dragons. She even had a silkie dragon there.

shiverice:

My language arts teacher is amazing.

My English teacher, he just likes to constantly talk about Bigfoot hunting in Canada and how he will one day find Bigfoot while on his “fishing trips”

shiverice:

My language arts teacher is amazing.

My English teacher, he just likes to constantly talk about Bigfoot hunting in Canada and how he will one day find Bigfoot while on his “fishing trips”

betterbemeta:

slackeremeritus:

ghostalebrije:

theblondebitch:

London Comic Con October 2013 

Hot fucking DAMN Assassins from all over the world and a shitton of different time periods?!

Rifle Assassin in the third gif could get it so hard.

NOW I WANNA DO A MEXICAN REVOLUTION ASSASSIN OMFG

COWBOY ASSASSIN THO

SOLDIER ASSASSIN THO

OK, can I say I love this not just because of the variation of time periods and the awesome shooting but because all of the assassin cosplayers are visually different

not only is there a good amount of women in there, but also everybody has a lot of bodily variation and different silhouettes, they’re cosplayers, REAL PEOPLE dressing up rather than video game people or specifically-cast models or actors picked to look a certain way, so we get so much more of an organic variety. 

And it doesn’t matter if ANYONE thinks they don’t look ‘right’, when you’re shot this way, when you work it, when you’re confident, you can be of any body type and you will always look awesome.